Sunday, August 30, 2009

PC Game: Free Style Street Basketball 2009




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Mobile Game: Cops L.A Police




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Mobile Game: Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2009




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Mobile Game: Cricket Fever




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Mobile Game: ChessMaster



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Mobile Game: Cricket 1Day Series




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Mobile Game: Dragon Island




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Saturday, August 29, 2009

PC Game: East India Company 2009




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PC Game: American Army 3




Download PC Game: American Army 3(800MB)

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Thursday, August 27, 2009

PC Game: Hearts Of Iron 3 (2009)




System Requirements
- Microsoft ® Windows ® XP SP2
- CPU Pentium ® 4 2.8 GHz or Core2Duo ® E4300 or higher
- 1 GB RAM
- 1.8 GB of free hard disk space
- Video card with 128 MB of memory, NVIDIA ® GeForce (tm) 6800, ATI (tm) Radeon ® X850XT or similar compatible - DirectX ® 9.0s
- 16 bit sound device compatible with DirectX ®
- A device for reading DVD-ROM drive
- DirectX ® 9.0c
Download PC Game: Hearts Of Iron 3 2009(800 MB)

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Mobil Game: Air Raid




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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

PC Game: Tomb Raider Anniversary



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Monday, August 24, 2009

Mobile Game: Ninety Nine Ninjas



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Mobile Game: Commandos





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Sunday, August 16, 2009

Break Nahi Maar Sakte The Kya

Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.


Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???”


Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”

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Jail Mein

Train mein TT Sadhu se bola : Kahan jana hai?

Sadhu : Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.

TT : Ticket hai?

Sadhu : Nahin

TT : ChaloSadhu : Kahan?

TT : Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein

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IMPOSSIBLE

Nepolian ek Sardarji ko bade garv se kehata hai : Mere dictionary mein impossible word hi nahi hai.


Sardarji bolata hai : To pahele hi acchi tarah se dekh lene ka na sab word hai ke nahi, aage se word rahenge wohi dictionary le.

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DURGA Par Sawar

Santa: Tu office mein toh bada sher bana ghumta hai, ghar par kya ho jata hai?


Banta: Hota toh sher hi hoon par DURGA sawar ho jaati hai…

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3 Fruits

Ek baar 3 fruits mein aapas mein baatcheet hoti hai.


Apple: Mujhe toh sab dho ke aur kaat ke khaate hai.


Amrood: Tujhe kya mujhe bhi sab dho ke aur kaat ke khate hai.


Apple, chup chaap baithe banana se kehta hai tu chup kyu hai?


Banana : “Main kya kahu mujhe toh batate hue bhi saram aati hai, mujheh to sab log nanga karke khate hai.”

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Blood Test Hai

Pathan BLOOD Ke bare mein book parh raha tha


Wife: Aaj yeh book kyu parh rahe ho ji?


Pathan: Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai ke kal mera BLOOD test hai iss liye test ki tayari kar raha hoon.

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Saas Ki Pitaai

Naukrani ne malkin se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.

Malkin naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chupchap tamasha dekhne lagi.

Naukarani ne poocha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?

Malkin: Nahi uske liye teen hi kaafi hai.
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Majak Ki Aadat

Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai, meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.


Husband: Mujhe toh yeh tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai.

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Saturday, August 8, 2009

Beet Baat

Mere har ek Guzarte Lamhe ki ek Pahechaan Bangayi,Zindagi bhi ab meri Tanhaai
ki Dost Bangayi,Kaat te hai ab har ek pal Tere Yaadon ke Sahaare, Tere Saath
Beeti hue har Baat Meri Saanse Ban gayi.
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Gham

Jaan sako toh jaan Lo bas ek baar Gham kya hai Pahechaan Lo.jee toh Lete hai sabhi Khushi Me be Fikr Yaaro, kabhi toh do Aansoon Palkon pe Saja Lo, Dard me Tum bhi Bahe Jaavo Ge Ek din Aankho Ka khara Paani Bankar, Kabhi toh Kisee Gham KE Maare ko Gale Se Toh Laga Lo.
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Sona Kahan Hain

Mallu ji ke ghar daku aaye aur BANDOOK dikha kar bole:"Sona kaha hai"

Mallu ji:"MAALIK "sara ghar aapka hain kahin marzi aakar SOO jaon.
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Naam Yaad Nahin

1 Aadmi bar mein baithkar ro raha tha.

Bartender:Kyon ro rha ho sahab? Kya hua?

Aadmi: Aur kya Karoon. Main jis ladki ko bhoolna chahta hoon uska nam hi yaad nahi.
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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Bandh Di Jati Hai

Ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola:

“Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?”

Doosra Aadmi bola: “Ek bigarti hai to bandh di jati hai……Doosari bigarti hai to “SHUROO” ho jati hai”
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Mere Liye Tha

Phone ki ganti baji.

Santa : Phone mere liye ho toh kehna mein ghar pe nahi hoon.

Jasmeet : Wo ghar pe hain.

Santa : Maine mana kiya tha ke…

Jasmeet : Phone mere liye tha!
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