Wife Ka Kriya Karam

Ik husband apni wife ke kirya kram kar ke ghar lot raha tha.

Tabhi asman me jor se bijli chamki aur badal garje.

Husband bola: Lagta hai pohonch gayi.

Mohabbat Hai, Mohabbat Hai, Mohabbat Hai

Mazboor ye haalaat idhar bhi hain udhar bhi,

Tanhaai ki raat idhar bhi hai udhar bhi;

Kehane ko bahut kuch ha magar kis se kahe hum,

Kab tak yoon hi khaamosh rahen or sahen hum;

Dil kehta hai duniya ki har ek rashm gira de,

Kyon dil me sulagate rahe, logo ko bata de;

Haan humko mohabbat hai, mohabbat hai, mohabbat hai,

Ab dil me ye baat idhar bhi hai udhar bhi;

Mazboor ye dil idhar bhi hai udhar bhi.

Jannat Ka Dwaar

Meherbaani karke hamaari ek aakhiri guzarish puri kar dijiye,

Aapki noor bhari aankhon ko hamaari nazron se mila dijiye;

Jeene ki khwahish to ek sapna ban kar reh gayi hai,

Sirf ek baar muskura ke humein jannat ke dwaar tak pahuncha dijiye.

Ae Bewafaa!

Ae zaalim paani me pathar mat phenk,

Us paani ko bhi koi pitaa hai;

Ae bewafaa is dil ko mat tor,

Is dil me bhi koi rehta hai.

Dosti Ka Jab.....

Dosti ka jab koi paigam aayega,Honto par tera hi naam aayega,lag jaye jab tere daaman par koi daag,To ghabrana mat "SURF EXCEL" kab kaam aayega

Mahobbat Mein Dil.....

Mahobbat mein dil beqaraar karne waali hun,bina daanton ke ye khumaar karne waali hun,rab ne tees saal baad badli kismat,70 ki sahi par pyaar karne waali hunnnnnnnnnnnnn

Dosti To Sirf....

Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !

Kuch Pal Saath......

kuch pal saath reh kar duniya bhar ki becheni de jaati hojab tumhari taarif karu to jawab me kuch na keh kar bas sharmaati hokaise kahu tumhari khamoshi kitna tadpati hai is dil kokuch lamhe saath rehne ki khushi jataakar janmo ki tanhai de jaati ho...

Mujhe Is Kadar.....

muje is kadar chahana kahi tumhe rulaa na de jo tumhe mujse jyada chahte hai vo kahi tumhe bhula na de

Idiot Father

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?

Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?

Son: No.

55

A teacher asked a student to write 55.

Student asked: How?

Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!

The student wrote 5 and stopped.

Teacher: What are you waiting for?

Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!

Homework

PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"

TEACHER:" Of course not."

PUPIL: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework."

My Daughter

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?

B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.

A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.

B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

Take The Spooon Out

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.

Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.

Mobile Kangaal Kar Dega

Friend1: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.

Friend2: Kyu?

Friend1: Baar baar dikhaata hai “Battery Low” ab tak 50 battery badal chuka hoon!

Sardar

Joke in 1 Word:SARDAR

Joke in 2 Word:INTELLIGENT SARDAR

Joke in3 Words:SARDAR PLAYING CHESS

Joke in4 Words:SARDAR WON THE GAME

Pehli Bhet

Nayi(new) doctor ne apni life ka pehla operation kiya! Operation ki thodi der baad hi marij mar gaya!

Marij ke marne ke baad doctor ne diwar par tangi bhagwan ki taswir ki ore haath jodkar sir jhukate hue puri shradha ke saath kaha: Hey prabhu meri ore se yeh pehli bhet swikar kijiye!

Kanjoos Baniya

Bania market jata hai underwear purchase karne.

Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai?

Shopkeeper: Rs 500.

Kanjoos Bania: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi

Main Tumse Shaadi Nahi Kar Sakta!

Boyfriend to Girlfriend: Darling main tumse shaadi nahi kar sakta, mere gharwale mana kar rahe hai.

Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai

Boyfriend: Ek biwi aur 3 bacche…

Door Ki Nazar Kamzor Hai!

Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banwa do.

Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai?

Son: Suraj

Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.

Maine Socha Begum Saheba Hai!

Malik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?

Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai.

Maine Ladki Ko Phasaya

Chintoo : Aaj maine apni class mein sabse pyaari larki ko phansa li..

Friend : Woh kaisey?

Chintoo : “Class lagi thi.. Maine kaghaz ka jahaz bana ke Phainka. Jahaza teacher ke pass chala gaya. Uss ne ghusey se poocha yeh kiss ne phainka? Maine us larki ka naam le liya aur vo phans gaye bichari.”