
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Friday, September 11, 2009
Thursday, September 10, 2009
PC Game: Grand Theft Auto (CHINATOWN WARS)
PC Game: Dark Fall The Journal

Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Monday, September 7, 2009
PC Game: Wings Over Israel
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Honest Man
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, “Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?”
“Of course not, dear.” replied the mother, Why would you think that?
The tombstone back there said, “Here lies a lawyer an honest man.”
Pehle Tum
Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha.
Banta: Phir kya hua?
Santa: Maine Sher se kaha, “Pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.”
Doodh Dena
Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.
Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.
Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.
Plastic Surgery
Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne uss se poocha, “Kyu, tension mein ho.”
Aadmi: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye thay, ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon!
Baap Banne Wala Hoon
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,
Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!
Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.